You are the sweetest little Bee:
tu eres la pequeña abeja más dulce

I am a small dog for you:
soy un perrito para tú

You are as pretty as a pumpkin
tu eres tan bonito como una calabaza

And some not so sweet, but all too entertaining nothings...

espero ano y felicidad
I wait for anus and happiness
(an accidental mis-translation of Feliz Navidad)